Reader’s note: Think Leonard Nimoy’s voice while reading.

The Legend of  Dur T. Ness.

It was Oct. 31, 2007. People across the globe were engulfed with the use of electronics. Cable Internet was all the rage and computers were now common in public domain. This was Dur T. Ness’ climax of existence.

You see, Dur T. Ness was the most wanted villain in America. His plot of mass genocide of clean keyboards threatened keyboards everywhere. No keyboard was safe as they were built for typing, not for washing.

The Feds had no way of tracking him, let alone capturing him. No one had ever seen Dur T. Ness himself, only the results of his malicious acts; acts so disgusting, they were just recently declassified by the FBI.

His favorite target was office keyboards. Workers routinely used their infected keyboard, not knowing that it had 400 times more germs than the office toilet seat. Dur T. Ness had gotten to it. The horror! Victims of Dur T. Ness suffered from colds, the flu and more. Moreover, thier keyboard had to be disposed of.

Dur T. Ness’ bio-warfare had a grip on America. Rewards of $100,000 for the capture of Dur T. Ness were shown on the nightly news. The police were overwhelmed. What America needed wasn’t more enforcement. No, what America needed was a hero.

Luckily, WETKEYS came to the rescue! They developed a new weapon in the battle for clean keyboards. Code named the KBWKFC109, or 109 for short, this was a weapon of mass sanitation. It had the ability to be washed, submersed, sprayed and disinfected. Dur T. Ness was no match for it.

And so the legend goes, on Oct. 31, 2007, Dur T. Ness was confronted by WETKEYS. Dur T. Ness brought his entire Halloween  arsenal. He threw the flu, staph and diphtheroids at the 109. It looked bad. The hero was down….

And just when all hope was lost, the 109 dunked itself in a bucket of cleaning solution. It emerged germ free and 100% operable. Dur T. Ness was stunned; his bacteria was useless. The 109 grabbed the bucket of solution and hurled it onto Dur T. Ness. A yell was heard resonating throughout the land as Dur T. Ness dissolved into the ground. America was free of Dur T. Ness’ tyranny!

In the coming days, WETKEYS launched the “Hygiene for All” campaign, making it possible for anyone to get a WETKEYS keyboard.

All was saved………Or was it?

Some say Dur T. Ness is still out there, lurking around homes, offices and public computers. No one knows for sure, but every Halloween night since his apparent eradication, keyboards across the country have fallen victim to germs; the calling card of Dur T. Ness.

This Halloween, will it be YOUR KEYBOARD????!!!!!! Muhuhahaha.

Buy a WETKEYS keyboard and protect yourself from Dur T. Ness!