An early Happy Halloween from all of us here at WETKEYS!

We hope it is a scary fun night for all.  Here are some costume suggestions (WETKEYS style) for anyone still in need:

1. Mouse

2. Pig (referencing H1N1)

3. Keyboard Man (sign up to become an affiliate first,  then wear our keyboards as your costume. People will ask what kind of keyboards they are and might be interested in buying some from you. Make money and conversation!)

4. Dur T. Ness (use your imagination for this costume)

There you have it.  Stay safe and enjoy the festivities!

Hello all!

We here at WETKEYS are proud to announce that we are introducing a new washable/disinfectable mouse to our product lineup: The OMWK0C02

It’s a compact optical mouse with optical scroll wheel. It’s smaller size compared to our OMWK0C01 makes it great for laptop users or people on the go.

It comes with a USB input and PS2 adapter.

The OMWK0C02 will be available soon on our website.

From the Pioneer Press:

“THE GERMAPHOBE’S TOOL KIT

The true germaphobe will already have plenty of hand sanitizer stockpiled, but there are a few products that most probably have not thought to seek out.The WetKeys Washable Wireless Keyboard: Water tight and made of silicon, this keyboard allows germaphobes to disinfect to their compulsion’s content. And if using a public computer is absolutely necessary, this baby will fold right up and fit in your bag.”

To read the full article go to this link http://www.twincities.com/life/ci_13620075?nclick_check=1

Remember, during this flu season or any time of the year, WETKEYS products can help keep you healthy. Get your WETKEYS products now and don’t fear the flu!

You’ve heard of 6 packs, but try the new WETKEYS 10 pack.

This freshly brewed 10-pack comes in the 109 or 85 version of keyboards. It’s sent to you fast, so you know it’s good.

We recommend the 109 for those seeking a full-bodied keyboard. It’s a sophisticated 109-key keyboard, that can be cleaned for a smooth finish. And of course, it is flexible, just like your schedule.

For those seeking a less-filling keyboard, we recommend the 85. This light version keyboard has only 85-keys and measures less than 14 inches across. Perfect for anyone working in a tight space and with a tight budget.

Either way, it’s a good call to pick up a 10-pack from WETKEYS. Did I mention you save 45% off the regular price?

Reader’s note: Think Leonard Nimoy’s voice while reading.

The Legend of  Dur T. Ness.

It was Oct. 31, 2007. People across the globe were engulfed with the use of electronics. Cable Internet was all the rage and computers were now common in public domain. This was Dur T. Ness’ climax of existence.

You see, Dur T. Ness was the most wanted villain in America. His plot of mass genocide of clean keyboards threatened keyboards everywhere. No keyboard was safe as they were built for typing, not for washing.

The Feds had no way of tracking him, let alone capturing him. No one had ever seen Dur T. Ness himself, only the results of his malicious acts; acts so disgusting, they were just recently declassified by the FBI.

His favorite target was office keyboards. Workers routinely used their infected keyboard, not knowing that it had 400 times more germs than the office toilet seat. Dur T. Ness had gotten to it. The horror! Victims of Dur T. Ness suffered from colds, the flu and more. Moreover, thier keyboard had to be disposed of.

Dur T. Ness’ bio-warfare had a grip on America. Rewards of $100,000 for the capture of Dur T. Ness were shown on the nightly news. The police were overwhelmed. What America needed wasn’t more enforcement. No, what America needed was a hero.

Luckily, WETKEYS came to the rescue! They developed a new weapon in the battle for clean keyboards. Code named the KBWKFC109, or 109 for short, this was a weapon of mass sanitation. It had the ability to be washed, submersed, sprayed and disinfected. Dur T. Ness was no match for it.

And so the legend goes, on Oct. 31, 2007, Dur T. Ness was confronted by WETKEYS. Dur T. Ness brought his entire Halloween  arsenal. He threw the flu, staph and diphtheroids at the 109. It looked bad. The hero was down….

And just when all hope was lost, the 109 dunked itself in a bucket of cleaning solution. It emerged germ free and 100% operable. Dur T. Ness was stunned; his bacteria was useless. The 109 grabbed the bucket of solution and hurled it onto Dur T. Ness. A yell was heard resonating throughout the land as Dur T. Ness dissolved into the ground. America was free of Dur T. Ness’ tyranny!

In the coming days, WETKEYS launched the “Hygiene for All” campaign, making it possible for anyone to get a WETKEYS keyboard.

All was saved………Or was it?

Some say Dur T. Ness is still out there, lurking around homes, offices and public computers. No one knows for sure, but every Halloween night since his apparent eradication, keyboards across the country have fallen victim to germs; the calling card of Dur T. Ness.

This Halloween, will it be YOUR KEYBOARD????!!!!!! Muhuhahaha.

Buy a WETKEYS keyboard and protect yourself from Dur T. Ness!

Global Handwashing Day 2009 will revolve around schools and children. On Global Handwashing Day, playgrounds, classrooms, community centers, and the public spaces of towns and cities will be awash with activity to drive handwashing behavior change on a scale never seen before, bringing the critical issue to center stage. Global Handwashing Day will be the centerpiece of a week of activities that will mobilize millions of people in more than 70 countries across all five continents to wash their hands with soap.

Let’s help keep our hands clean when we return to our keyboard. Washable keyboards help eliminate the spread of germs and diseases by being fully waterpoof and resistant to most cleaning solutions. WETKEYS offers the widest selection of washable keyboards and mice. 

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I love my wasahble keyboard.

OK. So your organization needs to raise some funds. That’s a pretty typical need currently.

Let me take a guess at what you are considering:

1. Passing a hat around at meeting in hopes of members throwing in money.

2. “Canning” outside major functions (i.e. football game) in hopes patrons put money in your can.

3. Calling up family members/your organization’s alumni to bug them for money.

4. Taking what’s left in your organization’s budget, heading to Vegas and putting it all on Red.

I understand. I’ve been there before with my organizations. I’ve participated in all of the above (besides #4). But let me offer you another solution to your monetary needs: The WETKEYS Fundraising Program.

This program allows your organization to  sell our washable and disinfectable keyboards and mice at a LARGE profit to you. I’m talking $10,000+ if you want.

Let’s say your organization doesn’t want to do a fundraiser right now; well, you can also sign up to become an affiliate of WETKEYS and make money on anything you sell. It’s free!

Either way you win. So what’s stopping you? Head to WETKEYS.com and get started!

“Ode to a Clean Keyboard.”

Oh how I love that my WETKEYS keyboard is clean

Standard types are not germ fighting machines

My old keyboard was dirty and sticky with goo

But my WETKEYS one is as clean as new

The Spray-Wipe-Spray method kills germs fast

Unlike with my old keyboard, where germs would last

WETKEYS makes their keyboards to please

Especially for those who spill, cough or sneeze

Hence, this is my ode to the new standard of keyboard

To progress, innovation, and moving forward

Yet, this is not just a clean keyboard ode

It is a requiem for manufacturers of the old

So tell your friends, heck tell your Mom

To join the revolution, visit WETKEYS.com

That you support your school getting washable and disinfectable keyboards and mice.

With flu season upon us, the time is now to take action and stay healthy. Be proactive! Wash your hands and your keyboard often.

Help keep your kids healthy this flu season by asking your school to do all they can to keep the students healthy. This can be to implement routine hand washing, keeping hand sanitizer in the classroom or by purchasing washable keyboards and mice for the computer lab.

We are all in this together. Let’s try to keep ourselves, our family and our friends as healthy as possible this flu season.